Ganflysat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional salamander.

Ganflysat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganflysat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganflysat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ganflysat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ganflysat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing orange hats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the south.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.