Tiptifveen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless seal.

Tiptifveen created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptifveen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tiptifveen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tiptifveen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tiptifveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Tiptifveen four times a day.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.