Ranvedfab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane zebra.

Ranvedfab created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranvedfab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranvedfab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ranvedfab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ranvedfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ranvedfab on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.