Pitdissxem Wottinsat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful wyvern.

Pitdissxem Wottinsat created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdissxem Wottinsat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pitdissxem Wottinsat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pitdissxem Wottinsat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pitdissxem Wottinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Respect your elders.