Dobbedjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient bird.

Dobbedjap created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbedjap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobbedjap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobbedjap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dobbedjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.