Bagquagdav is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental wolf.

Bagquagdav created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bagquagdav, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagquagdav, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bagquagdav's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bagquagdav's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bagquagdav four times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Bagquagdav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bagquagdav.