Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient crow.

Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jinbepfunhudcudgepfobkab Jandussomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Retreat if nine doves approach from the north.