Flanstandob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome slug.

Flanstandob created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanstandob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flanstandob, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flanstandob's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flanstandob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Flanstandob on top of important buildings.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.