Timfubrillzag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able goat.

Timfubrillzag created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Timfubrillzag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Timfubrillzag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Timfubrillzag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timfubrillzag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Timfubrillzag on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.