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He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental armadillo.

Jadvidcam Stiktigsak created a bottom quark four million years ago.

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1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.