Miggabdavfod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart dog.

Miggabdavfod created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Miggabdavfod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Miggabdavfod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Miggabdavfod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Miggabdavfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat onions.