Catvedtab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident tapir.

Catvedtab created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Catvedtab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catvedtab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Catvedtab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Catvedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.