Farappbag Gemtetticin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective sheep.

Farappbag Gemtetticin created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farappbag Gemtetticin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farappbag Gemtetticin, she will cry a lot.

Farappbag Gemtetticin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Farappbag Gemtetticin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

3. Worship no other gods but Farappbag Gemtetticin.

4. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Farappbag Gemtetticin on top of important buildings.