Tignabvig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical fly.

Tignabvig created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tignabvig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tignabvig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tignabvig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tignabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tignabvig.

2. Tignabvig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never mention frogs.