Quillnadgan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud gerbil.

Quillnadgan created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillnadgan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillnadgan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quillnadgan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Quillnadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill badgers.