Dindodcab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy clam.

Dindodcab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dindodcab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dindodcab, it will not care.

Dindodcab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dindodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Always obey Dindodcab's priests.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not stand on grass.