Wapcabnak Tam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever scorpion.

Wapcabnak Tam created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wapcabnak Tam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapcabnak Tam, he will turn you into a rat.

Wapcabnak Tam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wapcabnak Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wapcabnak Tam on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapcabnak Tam.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.