Pitjatquam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive wren.

Pitjatquam created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitjatquam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitjatquam, she will not care at all.

Pitjatquam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pitjatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Hide if eight snakes approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.