Gedxemjip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful snail.

Gedxemjip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedxemjip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gedxemjip, it will curse you with boils.

Gedxemjip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gedxemjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to otters while wearing black hats.