Watmoblit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident duck.

Watmoblit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Watmoblit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watmoblit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Watmoblit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Watmoblit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Watmoblit three times a day.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never chant near otters.

5. Do not shave your chest.