Lunwitsis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring tapir.

Lunwitsis created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunwitsis, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lunwitsis, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lunwitsis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lunwitsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Lunwitsis three times a day.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always help sick shrews.