Parkragcet is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced jellyfish.

Parkragcet created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Parkragcet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Parkragcet, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Parkragcet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Parkragcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Parkragcet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Parkragcet loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkragcet.