Nullfasdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient penguin.

Nullfasdad created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullfasdad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nullfasdad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nullfasdad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nullfasdad's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Nullfasdad.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never talk about dark matter.