Didjingep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient dog.

Didjingep created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didjingep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didjingep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Didjingep's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Didjingep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Didjingep.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never talk about special relativity near voles while wearing green shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.