Cussfudbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise tapir.

Cussfudbest created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfudbest, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cussfudbest, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cussfudbest's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cussfudbest's Holy Commandments

1. Cussfudbest loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussfudbest.

5. Always stare at clouds.