Nignakflybem is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, unthinking
dove.
Nignakflybem created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nignakflybem, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nignakflybem, she will cry a lot.
Nignakflybem's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Nignakflybem's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about sharks.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always help great tits in need.