Vigbotfat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever finch.

Vigbotfat created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbotfat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigbotfat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vigbotfat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vigbotfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Vigbotfat on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Vigbotfat loves doves, so they must be respected.