Davmumhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental sheep.

Davmumhas created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davmumhas, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davmumhas, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davmumhas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Davmumhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Davmumhas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.