Mid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy gerbil.

Mid created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of badgers.

2. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing pink shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.