Ragfencuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane jellyfish.

Ragfencuss created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfencuss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragfencuss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Ragfencuss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ragfencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Ragfencuss' name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.