Tag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying jellyfish.

Tag created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tag, it will ignore you.

Tag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to grasshopers while wearing orange hats.

2. Do not take Tag's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.