Bodvilflap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident slug.

Bodvilflap created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodvilflap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodvilflap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bodvilflap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bodvilflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never eat bark.