Dutfutkad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful slug.

Dutfutkad created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutfutkad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutfutkad, she will not care.

Dutfutkad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dutfutkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing rings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never talk about nebulae.