Honflagbog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind lizard.

Honflagbog created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honflagbog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honflagbog, she will not care.

Honflagbog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Honflagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Worship no other gods but Honflagbog.

3. Put Honflagbog first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.