Panhenkop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane ant.

Panhenkop created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhenkop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panhenkop, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Panhenkop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Panhenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not take Panhenkop's name in vain.

3. You must love Panhenkop.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.