Mabmisraw Lipvabyat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable goose.

Mabmisraw Lipvabyat created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmisraw Lipvabyat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabmisraw Lipvabyat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mabmisraw Lipvabyat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mabmisraw Lipvabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine goats approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Mabmisraw Lipvabyat loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.