Rillmilrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair cat.

Rillmilrull created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmilrull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillmilrull, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rillmilrull's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rillmilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never feed corn to doves while wearing hats.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing mauve dresses and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.