Limflantonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent crow.

Limflantonk created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limflantonk, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limflantonk, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limflantonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Limflantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Limflantonk must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing purple stockings.