Larpmaplagbonbidfot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful swan.

Larpmaplagbonbidfot created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmaplagbonbidfot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpmaplagbonbidfot, he will turn you into a rat.

Larpmaplagbonbidfot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Larpmaplagbonbidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of rats.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Hide from brown sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never eat lentils.