Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident human.

Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Tunbadgidget Omtsabrull.