Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome hummingbird.

Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

2. You must love Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig.

3. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilbumceb Abmanril Dabjarntig.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.