Rotfligjad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying mongoose.

Rotfligjad created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotfligjad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotfligjad, she will think nothing of it.

Rotfligjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rotfligjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never play with disobedient children.