Budgamsid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful wyrm.

Budgamsid created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budgamsid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budgamsid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Budgamsid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budgamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from blue badgers for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.