Popkipkambag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate horse.

Popkipkambag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popkipkambag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popkipkambag, it will curse you with boils.

Popkipkambag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Popkipkambag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about asteroids.