Quillbaghim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident giraffe.

Quillbaghim created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Quillbaghim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillbaghim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quillbaghim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quillbaghim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near sharks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.