Komlarpven is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent eagle.

Komlarpven created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Komlarpven, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komlarpven, she will throw large rocks at you.

Komlarpven's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Komlarpven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Run away if three otters approach from the east.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.