Volganwappid Wotcebdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Volganwappid Wotcebdap created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Volganwappid Wotcebdap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Volganwappid Wotcebdap, he will strike you with lightening.

Volganwappid Wotcebdap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Volganwappid Wotcebdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Hide from blue porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.