Stragtiplun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable frog.

Stragtiplun created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtiplun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragtiplun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stragtiplun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stragtiplun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.