Madtarpyim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving skunk.

Madtarpyim created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtarpyim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madtarpyim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Madtarpyim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Madtarpyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never wear white boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.