Bemhaktit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, irritating chicken.

Bemhaktit created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bemhaktit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bemhaktit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bemhaktit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bemhaktit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt seals.